Hey you, love cats! We’ve been looking so long at pictures of pie that we felt it was time to sprinkle a night full of love, anti-love and the best of The Cure. From Boys Don’t Cry to Wrong Number, we’ll be celebrating all that’s great about Crawley’s most famous doom-mongerers, and you can bet on one thing – we’ll be pretending the last three Cure albums don’t exist.

NOT ONLY THAT but we’ll be throwing in the pick of the crop of love songs, plus all the numbers which turn the very concept of love on its head. A guaranteed night of emotional confusion, dirty fat trainers and curry bellies.

In the kitchen, our Chef Pete will be baking up a crust like heaven, with mash and lashes of pornogravy. Pie is served shortly after 10pm as usual – so don’t get caught up in a lullapie and end up missing out. Watch out – you might find that one portion is never enough.

So come down on a night like this to ask yourself Why Can’t I Be Pie?

Free entry, free shots
In Between Days (the latter hours of the 30th, the early hours of the 31st July)
8pm to 1am

The Vauxhall Griffin
8 Wyvil Road
LONDON SW8 2TH

PiE&MASH is Vauxhall’s popular pub’n’grub’n’tunes night. Every month we serve up a medley of pop, indie, vintage and electrowotsit and people seem to keep coming back. Which is nice.

Yours, lost in a forest, all alone,

The PiE&MASH Team.

PiE&MASH has been variously recommended by TimeOut, The Guardian Guide, the Londonist and lecool.